You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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