Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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