When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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