if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Farmville is her only friend.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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