You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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