Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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