Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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