Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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