Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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