This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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