You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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