so that wasnt chicken after all
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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