He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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