We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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