i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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