I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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