escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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