Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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