K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
