but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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