I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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