can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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