Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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