That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
