I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Small penises have feelings too.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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