I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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