Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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