I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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