Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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