his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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