I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
we should paint friendship bongs
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