do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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