U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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