Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
