he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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