Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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