Your dad touched me again.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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