In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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