I saw his package. It spoke to me.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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