absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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