"it" just moved
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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