I'm going to jail i love you
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
