She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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