Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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