The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She swung at the pinata with crutches
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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