When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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