you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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