Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
50% drunk capacity currently
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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