Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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