I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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