It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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