nut hugger
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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