Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize