So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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