just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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