What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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