It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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