Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You can't motorboat a personality
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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