No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
